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10994. Englannin kielen ystäville.
kravattimies2.9.2022 klo 08:30
Englannin kielen ystäville.- Why a bicycle could not stand up by itself?
- I don't know.
- Because it was too tired.
Saa jatkaa.
2. kravattimies8.9.2022 klo 09:52
- Where is it warm in any room?- I don't know.
- In a corner. It is ninety degrees.
3. kravattimies12.9.2022 klo 08:26
- How does a butcher introduce his wife?- I don't know. How?
- Meet Patty.
4. kravattimies23.9.2022 klo 08:22
- Why did a monkey have a steak on his head?- I don't know. Why?
- He thought that he was a griller.
5. kravattimies2.10.2022 klo 02:30
- What newspaper is clever when its second letter is silent?- I don't know.
- Clue: Think Oulu.
- Oh, yeah! How clever!
6. kravattimies17.10.2022 klo 09:38
- What kind of shoes do old spies wear?- I don't know.
- Sneakers.
7. kravattimies19.10.2022 klo 08:43
- What are the strongest days of the week?- I don't know.
- The strongest days of the week are Saturday and Sunday. The others are weak days.
8. kravattimies20.10.2022 klo 08:17
- Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?- I don't know.
- Because it is a little bit meteor.
9. kravattimies31.10.2022 klo 12:12
I worked for a company in the city centre for a very long time. Every now and then I went to a pub when they had a HAPPY HOUR and the beer was free. Today's questions:- Why did a ghost go to the pub?
- I don't know. Why did a ghost go to the pub?
- For BOOZE.
- What is the ghost's favourite dessert? And everybody knows this.
Everybody: - I SCREAM.
10. kravattimies3.11.2022 klo 08:28
Löysin entisen kotipaikkani Matriitin (Madrid) tietoa"Mitä se Matriiti oikein tarkoittikaan? Matriiti oli aikoinaan Tuirassa sijaitsevan Kankaan omakotitaloalueen lempinimi. Nimen sanotaan johtuvan siitä, kun alueen omakotitaloja rakennettiin ”pauke oli kuin Matriitin taisteluisa”. Alueen nimi kirjoitettiin myös asussa Madrid. Nimi on saanut aiheensa Espanjan sisällissodasta (1936-39), jonka päätteeksi kenraali Francon joukot valloittivat Madridin."
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I used to go the forest nearby. Then I moved to Melbourne. That was in the 1960s.
Next time there was no forest and I was stumped.
11. kravattimies18.11.2022 klo 07:40
- Five ants hired an apartment and another five ants did the same. Do you know what they are now?- I don't know.
- Tenants.
12. kravattimies21.11.2022 klo 07:19
- What do you call a sad coffee?- I don't know.
- Depresso.
- Where do fish go on holiday?
- I do'nt kmow.
- Fin land.
13. kravattimies13.12.2022 klo 08:19
My friend has been annoying me all day with bird jokes.Finally it ended when I said
= Toucan play that game.
- What is the best Christmas present?
- I don't know.
= A broken drum, you cannot beat it.
Merry Christmas!
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